|Me after walking upstairs:||I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing|
SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand
Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this
It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing
This is why we can’t have nice things
if you havent read the book then you shouldnt be allowed to speak
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.